User Profile

I'm always right.

If I am wrong I will shoosh you.

I always win too.

If for some chance I am not winning something I will quit before I lose.

I hate boys. They're assholes.

I hate girls. They're bitches.

My soul tastes like raspberries

And smells like burnt rubber.

I have a very complicated soul.

I have a master degree in annoyitology.

I am a straightedge prude

I wish to remain half of that.

I have random mood swings.

DEAL WITH IT!!

I'm sorry.

...

Being a prude sucks.

I have an empty soda bottle.

I use it to hit people who make out in front of me.

I hate seeing couples.

I love all animals.

I am afraid of rape, bees, silence and loneliness.

So I guess I don't love all animals then.

Well, I love almost all animals.

I want to be a zoologist.

I hate being a conformist.

I don't have a label. I couldn't fit into just one.

But I am not a prep. Ew.

Apparently I'm emo though.

But don't call me that.

When all of you sluts die of chlamydia, I will be laughing my head off.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people tell me "You wouldn't understand". Guess what? SHUT THE FUCK UP! I understand a lot more than you think.

I make bad eye contact, I can't look at people.

I don't take good pictures. I’m not saying I'm beautiful, but I'm better than I look in the pictures.

I don't take compliments well, I'm not used to them.

Don't ever complain to me about your love life.

I am content with myself physically.

Sometimes.

I like dream reading. I'm good at it too.

Do not!! >_<

I am not racist, sexist, or gayist.

Yes, I made that word up.

The only girly thing about me is my eyeliner

But nowadays that's not much of a girl thing

So I am not all that girly then.

I love flowers.

Give me one and I'll love you.

When I am nervous or scaredd I smile.

I will never cry in front of you.

I love Japan and Italy

I love classic scary movies.

Romantic movies make me throw up

If one more person asks me if I ever gave a blow job...

Ask me for advice.

Just not boyfriend advice

My screen name is prudymcprude

I'm not very good at endings.